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What if Hadi becomes the PM ?

. The issue of Hadi becoming (or wanting to become) the PM is not new. In mid 2010, it was already an open secret that PKR was the weakest link within the Pakatan coalition due an exodus of MPs,...

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Historical facts that the government does not want you to know

.. As you know governments all over the world are always hiding facts from the people. A team of history researchers from MNN have examined thousands of secret documents from all corners of the world...

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GE Wars Episode I – Attack of the Cyber Morons

. It is only called freedom of speech when you say things that I like. It is only called democracy when you support people that I like. hahahahaha. Monyet King 2013. Incredibly, these cyber bullies...

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Where would Kit Siang stand in 2040?

. Politics and political power is all about people. So any changes to the demographics will have a bearing on the political outcome. [so far no animal have been allowed to vote, so changes in the...

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Why you and I should support the Malaysian Spring

. People think only the Pakatan supporters are excited about Malaysian Spring. Not true. I am also excited. I support the Malaysian Spring.  Malaysia has many types of springs. I like them all....

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Anwar: PR to take Cyberjaya if Putrajaya bid fails

. KUALA LUMPUR — With the general election date looming, Opposition leader Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim today said that Pakatan Rakyat’s drive to take over Putrajaya is in full swing. However, he stated...

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King unhappy with indelible ink, recommends more secure method

.  King unhappy with indelible ink, recommends more secure method Latthalilat Thamplom, Monyet News Network, 1 May 2013 Putrajaya, 1 May. The proposal by the Elections Commission to use indelible ink...

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Garispanduan No. 47C Pindaan 2013 : Tatacara Mengundi di Pilihanraya Umum Ke13

. Jabatan Kebudayaan, Rekreasi dan Innovasi Monyet (JAKRIM)Garispanduan No. 47C Pindaan 2013 : Tatacara Mengundi di Pilihanraya Umum 1.Perutusan dari Ketua Jabatan Jabatan kami telah berusaha...

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Help, the Banglas are coming

. Apparently 30,000 Bangladeshis and 40,000 China dolls will be voting in our elections this Sunday. The factory and brothel owners are giving them the day off so that they can vote. If you don’t want...

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Outcome of GE13. Preliminary prediction 1

. This is what I think will be the outcome of the GE13. Federal BN will win 140 - 152 Parliament seats. [note : 148 = two thirds majority] Among the PR parties, DAP will perform the best, winning 30 -...

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Spare a thought for the pengundi hantu

. Phantom voters demand more phantom-friendly conditions URGING EQUAL REPRESENTATION: PHAK president Minah Jelir KUALA LUMPUR — Phantoms, ghosts, demons and other Malaysian supernatural beings across...

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Say no to ugly Malaysians

.  Elections are supposed to be the beacons of democracy. But today (and during the past few weeks), I have witnessed acts and events that make me cringe. It is as though most Malaysians have lost...

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Some thoughts on the outcome of GE13

. Here are some random thoughts, written in a sleep-derived mental condition. 1. First, the voter turnout was over 80%. Wonderful. In the US and many European countries, they would be happy to get...

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GE13 : Keep calm and eat cekodok pisang

. At times like this, when our society appears sharply divided and the chasm seemingly unbridgeable, it is important that we remember that we have many things in common. We all have a shared heritage....

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Apa lagi orang India mahu ?

. Orang India mahu cekodok pisang Orang Dusun pun mahu cekodok pisang Orang Iban pun mahu cekodok pisang Orang Melayu pun mahu cekodok pisang You see folks. If you care to look carefully, all of us...

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We crossed the line against the Bangladeshis

. In the current brouhaha about Malay and Chinese tsunami, Utusan's headlines, and other so-called racist statements, most people have conveniently forgotten that we went through one of the saddest...

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PEMBODOH : Membership application is still open

. Automatic membership for all those people who think that if something is on Facebook or twitter or the internet, it must be true. Caution : you can join anytime you like but you can never leave.

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A breakfast at the Mamak place

. An old Chinese man sits nursing a kopi O Beng, Two Banglas discussing things back home, Three Malays talking about kenduri, And then there was me. A bearded Sikh on the phone, Two Chinese devouring...

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The greatest temple

. I was at a wedding in Ipoh today. An Indian Hindu wedding Tamil songs were being repeated played. One of the songs had these lyrics Thaiyai siranthe kovil illai Thanthai siranthe manthiram illai...

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What really happened on May 13?

. . What really happened on May 13, 2013. Nothing much really. Woke up at 6.15 a.m. Sent my kids to school. Had breakfast at home. Bread and coffee. In fact, this was the highlight of the day. After...

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